This is a story about Ms Poh. She does not live. She exists to read overdue WRs because it was not important enough to be completed before the promotional examinations. She exists to be available for requests for immediate consultations. She exists to be the proofreader and the editor. She exists only for ONE (read: mine!) group (you mean she is an ST for 11 other groups as well? Ooops). She exists to rearrange paragraphs. She exists to tell you the objective of your project. She exists to be the guarantor of an A-worthy report. She exists to answer questions such as "Can we exceed the word limit?".

She exists to be the person to blame should you not obtain an A.

She does not live.

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May I reiterate, I aspire to be a tyrant next year.

Anybody wants to whisk me away to live?